Here we are in September, and I’m still hanging in there with my post a day challenge. I have written a lot of poetry using different styles since I started in January. I’m not saying it has been great poetry. I’ll admit most of it wouldn’t win any contests. Surprisingly, Word Daddy has stuck with me through the ordeal. He still says he wants a raise. This month I plan to write Soliloquies. These are rambling monologues where the poet has conversations with herself. I believe this will be my biggest challenge since I don’t often talk to myself. I want to put a disclaimer right at the front of the adventure. The views expressed are the inner dialog of the poet. They might be total bs, but they are real. The first poem in this series I will call Household Repairs.
You know how I hate when Rooster does household repairs
Like painting the ceiling or fixing the stairs
You know it’s about to happen when he arms himself with a drill,
And you know how it never gives you a thrill.
He always starts with a project he says he’ll get around to
Like he’d been saying for the past year or two.
Next, he’ll draft you into the war of attrition,
And do I have to sadly mention
How you’ll be miserable by the end of the day
Holding his tools in utter dismay
As he grumbles and complains
About the sink with a slow drain.
Before you know it, the entire house will be a mess
You should have called a plumber, I must confess.
Arguing is always a part of the home improvement war
Everything is in worse shape than it was before.
The next time you see Rooster with a drill, call a plumber
Letting him proceed with the project couldn’t be dumber.
The cost is insignificant considering the toll
The Rooster takes when on a home improvement roll.
Who is Molly Shea?
Molly Shea is an accomplished fictional short story writer from Indiana who writes short stories and novels about a fictional town called Tecumseh. To read more of her short stories and adventures, click here.
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